Ok starting to get worried about Messer Nick_Darlo a convo on MSN we just had - Shortly after going he requsted that I share it with you incase he dies.
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
i hate beef this evening and considerably
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
enjoyed it
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
now if you excuse me, im off to beef up my beefstock
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
Ok
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
may the beef be with you
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
May the pork chops be with you
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
OMG i can believe what i said
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
I know
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
I hate beef tonight
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
tut
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
im off to injure myself again
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
Turkey extremist you
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
with a frozen pork chop and a turkey twizzler
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
i might shove the turkey twizzler up my arse for sexual purposes but i need to get permission of the BA (beef association)
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
Oh can I watch on your web cam
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
turkey sex
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
im also wasting valuable sleep time by talking to you about mindless drivvel which will only result in me ****ing over a peice of beef at 2.30 in the morning
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
awww poor you
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
get to bed
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
NOW
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
i dont even know why that wwebcam symbol is there, i dont even have one. some turkey must have planted it there as a trap
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
beware all turkies and their devilish tendancies
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
I am dont worry
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
if i never come online- spread the news that Jamie Oliver is right (and most likely the saviour of all)
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
I have a special turkey rader on my wall and I have a pocket one two warning me of any threat
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
come here trukey twizzler, dont run away from me, i must punish myself
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
i must
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
You will return the god (John the cow) has blessed you
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
x
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
now sleep little child
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
sleep...yes...sleep
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
yes sleep indeed
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
BUT WHAT IS SLEEP
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
in peace and away from the horabile night mares that the dark Turkey's bring upon our souls
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
IS SLEEP BEEF OR A MERE ROTTEN PORK SAUSAGE LEFT TO ROT IN THE GARBAGE BIN!!
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
I CANNOT TAKE THE RISK
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
Its Beef with gravey on it
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
I MUST STAY UUP ALL NIGHT AND SMEAR MYSELF WITH BEEFY GOODNESS TO WARD OFF EVIL MEATY SPIRITS
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
LIKE LILLYS PENIS
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
GOODNIGHT MY SON!!!! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE MEATS!!
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
I will not young quaker
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
*please dont hate me its not my fault I ENJOY BEEF!!
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
BEEF
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
AHAHAHHAHAA
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
BEEF
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
OH YES
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
Im going to **** you if you dont go to bed now
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
i dont know weather to stay or go...turkey twizzler up my arse or your meaty length...
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
STEP ASIDE JAMIE OLIVER!!!
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
You dont have to do the turkey thing
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
the beef good forgave you
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
he did?
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
trust me I am a jornolist
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
oh my goodness
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
Journalist *
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
JOHN THE COW
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
i am forever indebted to you!!
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
Do not say his name so carlessly young nick
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
please come and rape me in the night to show me you recieved this message of thanks!
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
what
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
why
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
you do not know where the evil spies of Count Turkey are hiding
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
im just a helpless LOVER OF BEEF
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
oh my god youre right
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
oh my god
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
omg
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
OMG
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
yes
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
oh my god
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
OMG
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
****
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
now be quiet young one
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
theres one...on the ceiling....oh my god, theyre coming through the door!! the window!! OH MY GOD, no....please...PLEASE! get your beak out of there you filthy turkey *******!!!!!!!
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
*turkeys squeel, blood splatters everywhere*
****ing hell City sort it out, No ****ing left winger no ****ing pasion A board that are not intrested in us going anywhere says:
Halucinating again calm down I think you have had a overdose of Beef
nick|| Up the Quakers says:
Remember me............as a hero